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Let Demotivational Poster


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by zontarfromvenus

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm, #248939
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm, #243305
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm, #242867
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm, #242852
more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast


TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.6/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm, #228113
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone sh** a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm, #228037
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am, #228033
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am, #228029
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm, #228025
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228000
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm, #227997
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227990
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am, #245743
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm, #242507
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm, #223779
Good lord, what is that?


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




WHITE TRASH - Can usually be seen committing deviant acts near trailers




DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm, #174637
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm, #174635
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.




THE LETTER K - The one letter that can piss anyone off while texting.


TAGS: letter k texting
Rating: 3.68/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:14 pm, #237654
'Kay.


IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !


TAGS: that guy let dogs out
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:33 pm, #232074
The dogs seem well cared for to me. There is a good chance this guy raises and trains Service Dogs. Golden Retrievers make fantastic Service Dogs...
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:25 am, #232056
f*** THAT GUY *grabs sh**gun*
Budog - March 23, 2012, 10:59 pm, #231931
that these dogs are neglected, malnourished or abused.In fact the guy is taking them out to play in the snow...
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2012, 9:46 pm, #231868
Not too sure if should call the Humane Society or not? I wish I had a place to house all those beautiful creatures.
Reality Lord - March 22, 2012, 5:40 pm, #231859

lolz :)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:50 am, #231833
N-I-C-E
mariand - March 22, 2012, 7:03 am, #231828
lol... dude, looks like you!


CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...




GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am, #212178
thats hedly!!


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm, #261674
Why do people a**ume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm, #236350
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm, #224168

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am, #212580
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm, #212519
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm, #212517
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm, #212515
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm, #212513
I want to meet that chick! 5L


ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.


TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

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John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am, #114226
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally **** my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am, #112987
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.


I'M SO BROKE - I have to fart in the damn thing just to have a...cent.


TAGS: wallet poor broke
Rating: 4.41/5

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MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"




30% OF WOMEN - Should stay in the Kitchen. deleted deleted


TAGS: deleted
Rating: 2.5/5

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George - June 20, 2009, 11:57 am, #88572
Though 44% of women cheat. if ya say guys cheat more, well guys are 46%. so here goes the statistics..
oz - May 11, 2009, 2:14 pm, #79436
30% of women should do as we tell them :D
Trocki - April 2, 2009, 1:20 pm, #69812
30% of women killed are the 10% of women who get caught cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. This is just a guess, of course.
kryton - March 25, 2009, 4:51 pm, #67983
30 % of women can't spell at all or get the percent sign right
Migdalah - February 27, 2009, 5:39 pm, #62295
Look, all I'm gonna say is this: How many of those murders took place in the kitchen? I'm going to guess it's a very low percentage. Take the hint, ladies.
murderblade - January 5, 2009, 4:51 am, #49411
70% of women don't have to be told a third time


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

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mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm, #231408
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm, #231403
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm, #231394

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


LAKE -




TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.


TAGS: toilet paper recycled seriously contemplate
Rating: 4.48/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:52 pm, #248167
And most of them won't try to actively kill me. It's the ones who will put a Fatwah on my head that give me cause for concern, not the ones who are actually decent human beings who happen to pray towards mecca... they'll just think I'm being a jerk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2013, 11:59 am, #248112
Take it easy on the harsh cultural references. We have people from all faiths and ethnicities here.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:21 am, #248103
but in all seriousness, when you recycle paper, the fibers get shorter, so cardboard becomes cheap cardboard, which becomes shoddy paper, and so on to toilet paper, where short fibers allow it to fall apart and not clog pipes and septic tanks.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:01 am, #248102
... Seriously contemplate? I Contemplated, I dunno how seriously, and then got Ideas that might be capable of getting me in trouble with a billion sociopathic murderous bastards with such poor impulse control that their women have to wear curtains.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:41 pm, #229830
All right, I'm now installing a French toilet in my bathroom.
tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:40 pm, #229823
Nice one.


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

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thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am, #180394
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


GIRLFRIEND TYPES -




EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -


TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.76/5

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salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm, #216081
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm, #202515
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm, #202415
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm, #202408
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am, #196267
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am, #196256
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am, #196241
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am, #196239
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am, #196232
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're dra**d the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm, #196214
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun p***. 5 rounds, Face!


Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists




BREAKING UP - When all else fails just be creative!


TAGS: break up man woman letter awesome epic
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 25, 2013, 3:22 pm, #248064
I saw this and started laughing my a*s off. It's a good thing too because I'm having a bad day.


80'S - WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?!


TAGS: mullet asian fail
Rating: 3.7/5

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MissRed - May 24, 2010, 11:03 am, #177525
Oh please! A stew is waaaay better... OOooor if your have a good meat grinder you could make a wonderful steak! I have the recipe right here!
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 8:51 pm, #177192
Depends how you cook it. A nice long smoke with applewood or cherry, it's to die for - so to speak.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 8:04 pm, #177188
Thats me, i don't think anyone else here really is all that into canabalism as i am.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:48 pm, #177184
LMAO! I thought you liked your women ground up and in the freezer? Or was that Faceplant?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:45 pm, #177183
clovers....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:43 pm, #177182
that's how I like my women and my.... well....u know.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:37 pm, #177180
I like my coffee "Irish"!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:36 pm, #177178
I thought I was the only one who drank in the morning......Iluvs u guyz....
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:34 pm, #177176
That's a contraction of "confused" and "Pissed"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:32 pm, #177174
confussed?.......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:31 pm, #177173
Yes. Yes they do.......you wouldn't understand Grandpa.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:26 pm, #177171
Hey, I never said I wasa young pup, but there are a few guys on here a bit older than me...not many, but a few. And I am confussed Moooo, do the frogs help in the masturbation?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:01 pm, #177166
Guilty.......But I'd learned "the stranger" by then.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 6:00 pm, #177164
Didnt you day you were still doing that in '09 too Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:58 pm, #177162
You're old Jake!...in 89 I was still killing frogs and learning aboot masturbation....not at the same time..Mostly.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 3:06 pm, #177134
It took 10 years of therapy and being subjected to hours of looking at pics of myself from that period for me to finally admit that it was not the best fashion fad to go with.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 2:02 pm, #177130
Thank you for your honesty R.S.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 1:51 pm, #177127
OK, I'm not proud of it and my wife makes fun of me all the time for it...but I had that exact hair style in 1989. Same shirt too I think, and if he's wear acid wash jeans, I had a stalker and didn't know it! 5 bad memories.


SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done


TAGS: scotty star trek toilet papar
Rating: 4.56/5

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Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:33 pm, #251027
So wrong...so very, very wrong...lol!
tjhawk - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm, #183733
nice!!
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:43 pm, #183709
The pic is worth 5L by itself. Nice one.


WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.




BALLS - If you had them you would have enlisted


TAGS: military bullet magizine
Rating: 3.06/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:36 pm, #253369
Military life isn't for everyone, I admit that I didn't like regimented life. For me it wasn't so bad, but it wasn't so great either. I was a good soldier, followed orders, did my duty, and was honorably discharged.


SHARP SHOOTER -


TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am, #187736
LMAO!!!


Swimsuit Season -


TAGS: swimsuit bikini skeleton weight
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 6:39 am, #261439
ROTFL! Good 1, JW! Luuuuv it! 5L
concern3 - May 30, 2015, 4:13 am, #261438
funny


LIFE -


TAGS: life russian roulette guns
Rating: 3.54/5

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Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:24 pm, #115806
That's usually the goal of suicide, Escher.
Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:14 am, #104075
It's what hand-guns are best at.
Hey - March 15, 2009, 5:51 pm, #65983
Do ya feel lucky?
Escher - January 17, 2009, 11:20 pm, #52657
I....am speechless. Anyone that would use a .454 Casull for a self-inflicted gunsh** wants to make d*** sure they're dead.


IRISH ROULETTE -




SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -




DISCRETION -


TAGS: discretion avengers scarlett renner
Rating: 4.48/5

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sharebear - March 16, 2013, 4:22 am, #244338
lol
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:25 pm, #231785
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:22 am, #231770
I Love The Pic 5L


HUMANITY -


TAGS: humanity fail bullet peace sad
Rating: 4.13/5

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Hawamleh - January 28, 2012, 7:59 pm, #228339
Really, it's quite the old one. thanks mate :D
rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:24 pm, #228334

I don't recall seeing this. 5L
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm, #204268
That's the point.
Alfredogarcia - November 27, 2010, 7:02 pm, #204266
You can't tell me this is an acceptable view of collateral damage...He should be allowed to go to school and come home knowing he is safe and his family is safe. No war is worth this!!
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 7:07 pm, #182349
True, its just like life when you keep getting hit for some time you just stop feeling..
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:33 pm, #182337
every now and then the dark subject flies, it heightens the senses, but too much, anesthetize's the mind and we'll become numb to it
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:23 pm, #182335
i make funny Motifakes everynow and then, but those dont de-motivate you.. this Dark Stuff Truely De-motivates..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 6:16 pm, #182333
It's demotivational is it not?
forseti - June 28, 2010, 6:14 pm, #182332
great! 5 blank cartridges
Derek - June 28, 2010, 6:13 pm, #182331
Nobody complains "This isn't a Motifake!" when a poster is this good.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm, #182327
Thanks I Submitted the other to politi...but they dont deserve good posters...they just biker about Obama
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:49 pm, #182324
nicely reworked..5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:45 pm, #182320
Thats It, We Dont Think of our selves as a planet we think of ourselves as individuals..
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:40 pm, #182319
Pure hurt in those eyes..., when all he wants is a bundle of friends to play football with..., what the hell is wrong with us as a planet...??


SPECIAL FORCES - When budget cuts get bad enough to reduce our special forces to "Special Forces"


TAGS: don t let it happen
Rating: 3.72/5

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Gath - May 20, 2011, 8:24 am, #218805
"Special" Forces.


REMIND THEM -


TAGS: bird capable droppings omelette car
Rating: 4.66/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:35 pm, #248072
Show me a tomboy who doesn't get on her feminist high horse and look for ways to be offended, who knows how to shoot, fix things, cook over fire, who doesn't play up the helpless cutesy angle to get a man to do things for her. I'll show you a dream girl.
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 10:42 pm, #248050
tomyboy, a poster, you should make one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2013, 10:27 pm, #248049
Whatever you say champ. Car cover?, parking structure?
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:28 pm, #248029
Except some neighborhoods do not have garages, nor do they have places to build them. These are often affluent, vibrant neighborhoods where the inhabitants spend six figures on a car and seven on a house. So get of your gynocentric high horse and can it.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2012, 7:04 pm, #236623

i lol'd...nice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:31 am, #236611
If you can afford a boxster, You can afford a Garage. Don't come crying to me when you park outside your mis*****es house with your p**** extension.


TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.


TAGS: toilet bowling fun sports
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:49 am, #245099
It's even more fun when people are inside dropping a deuce :-D


SOCIAL SHOWER CURTAIN - ALWAYS STAY CONNECTED


TAGS: let s get wet
Rating: 3.6/5

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PREPARED -




MANAGEMENT LESSON -




AY, THERE"S THE RUB - To sleep, perchance to dream, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we've shuffled off this mortal coil




HALLOWEEN FIDDLE MUSIC - TO SCARE TRICK-OR-TREATERS




PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: water toilets plugged osma
Rating: 4.34/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:24 am, #235476
It's probably due to all that hair. 5having is a good idea.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 3:11 pm, #219023
Sorry about the spelling, altho I doubt he'll complain any.
dylanklj - May 24, 2011, 11:44 am, #219011
also, u spelled Osama wrong lol
dylanklj - May 14, 2011, 6:17 am, #218544
Brilliant, just brilliant
the1stCOMMI3 - May 13, 2011, 10:59 pm, #218541
It might have been 2-3 weeks ago, but it's never too late for a Bin Laden joke. 5L!
southparkstar5 - May 13, 2011, 10:28 pm, #218540
haha


THIS FATHERS DAY -


TAGS: dead soldier father letter
Rating: 4.71/5

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maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 2:08 pm, #254177
You Got That Right 5 Never Forget L's.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:23 pm, #239759
Woah woah woah, I didn't come here to read a novel!
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm, #227714
Jesus man I'm sitting at my computer crying. I only wish I had mine still around 5L


SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?


TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.52/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm, #222565
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am, #219872
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm, #219740
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm, #219730
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....


LAZY FAT CAT -




GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER




FINALLY - The end of the 80's has finally arrived


TAGS: eighties mullet removal end finally rnr
Rating: 2.66/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 30, 2008, 4:08 am, #11787
HA! Funny one.


US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?


TAGS: us air force bullets war terrorism
Rating: 3.87/5

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Underthetable - September 28, 2011, 12:55 pm, #224597
Yeah I'm hearing it
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:41 am, #196924
I think I need this for a few people in my area.
Anon - October 10, 2009, 6:34 pm, #125604
Anyone else hearing the Sonic 1 boss music?


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm, #100495
Epic win.


SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET -




I HAVE CDO - It's like OCD but with all the damn letters in order like they are supposed to be




DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.


TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

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premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am, #255576
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.


$350,906 - To raise me through college Luv Ya, Pookie


TAGS: let s have 3
Rating: 3.67/5

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YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?




PACMAN - do you really think he is only a sort of yellow controlable pizza part in a game ?


TAGS: pacman skeleton
Rating: 4.12/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 15, 2011, 4:15 pm, #209995
Frustration: Mastering the old school games back in the day, only to repeatedly loose years later. Old school games are the best.


HOONEYMOON PERIOD -


TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

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crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm, #223537
5tinger
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am, #223530
WOW!!!... 5 bees


BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals




WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN - I like to whistle... It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself


TAGS: if it humps let it
Rating: 3.74/5

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FreeGunsForAll - March 19, 2011, 6:56 pm, #214665
A favourite pasttime of mine.


life -


TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am, #255721
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm, #255710
Been There .


EWWWWWWW -


TAGS: toilet seat
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman



WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.


TAGS: wrong toilet bathroom restroom chair
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - October 2, 2011, 9:00 am, #224700
Heh! It's certainly not a new Sharper Image product!
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm, #224637
What is this? The new Escher toilet?
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:18 pm, #190321
Hey, while we wait wanna play thumb wars?


HUMANITY - All men are created equal Women however...


TAGS: humanity men wtf women skeletons
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

gas - November 23, 2011, 7:10 pm, #226106
..and some women equine


Guns don't kill people! -


TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm, #261899
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm, #261898
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm, #261580
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm, #261559
People kill people!


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am, #151998
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm, #151918
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan


TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am, #210772
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm, #50456
When you see it.....you'll **** rabbits!


MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe


TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm, #226925
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am, #226904
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am, #226898
True


HEINEKEN EASTER - I'm all down for that, let's drink !




USE ANDREX -




THE PEOPLE OF EARTH - The eleventh commandment hath arrived...




PAY YOUR SPRINT BILL?! - I don't see no ring on this finger.


TAGS: sprint bill honey skeletor
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by maccadinho

RON - September 29, 2008, 4:26 pm, #24290
Thank God you not slow and have no lunch money...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 4:23 pm, #24287
Okay, everyone gets to do one? The gloves are off, I'm a gonna swipe it, too.
Ag218 - September 29, 2008, 3:17 pm, #24260
I lol'd


WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?


TAGS: cat kitty skeleton halloween
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Koradan

katie - September 12, 2009, 12:53 pm, #117118
Poor cat.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 6:07 pm, #116345
thats sweet, now i gota go catch the neighbours cat and spray paint it


INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.




OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them


TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Untamedfifty

RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am, #180935
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am, #155522
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too


LAWYERS - Always look for one who'll go the extra mile




FEMALE VALETS -




U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal


TAGS: unicorn christ army us grenades smoke bullets
Rating: 2.41/5
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am, #74428
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...


AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty


TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

More motifakes by lethal injection guy

HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm, #106422
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that ****. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm, #75243
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm, #56936
ZINNNGGG!!!!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm, #56934
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm, #56932
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am, #32809
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am, #25820
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm, #25719
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?


FEELING INSPIRED -


TAGS: toilet jokes famous quotes funny
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:22 am, #226826
hahaha


PROVERBS -




TAKE CARE OF NEWCOMERS -




DIGNITY - No matter how far in you put your head, you won't find it there




STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on


TAGS: toilet stolen police funny pun
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by pezking343

Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am, #219820
I bungled a toilet installation once, I decided to caulk it up to experience.


THE NATURAL ORDER - Summed up perfectly




DARREN - Needs to get his own sh*t together first




Down Deep -


TAGS: depths david lynch toilet
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - October 29, 2013, 5:17 pm, #250710
Fractal feces...


AUTHORITY -


TAGS: stilettoes your mom s
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:36 am, #196953
The phrase changes.... "Please taze me ho!" 5 pairs of busts


POOR LETTER Q - Even though U and I always hang out without him, he's the one that gets stuck with the tab.


TAGS: letter q assignment
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:06 am, #168581
Most of his life I a**ume.
forseti - April 1, 2010, 10:02 am, #168580
A.D.D. ?!?
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:01 am, #168579
how long did Veggie have to Wait in Que for ***?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am, #168576
Yeah Veg...get it straight.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am, #168575
Unfortunate that Q is always so close to "s e x" but can never quite get it...
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:51 am, #168574
"WE" are always there with "Q".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:26 am, #168566
I find this to be derivative and juvenile.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 8, 2010, 3:42 pm, #151156
Aweseome! Five typed lions for you (Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion)
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:22 am, #151083
Brilliant!! 5L


CIRCUMSTANCES -


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am, #161656
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am, #149126
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


CURRYBUM -




ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets


TAGS: alucard hellsing bullet smoking
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by ichigo9054

Claire - September 30, 2010, 10:05 pm, #196223
The guy's username just puts the cherry on top.
Mr. Shiny - September 30, 2010, 10:02 pm, #196222
So bad-ass, he doesn't care that he's featured in a ****ty poster.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:04 pm, #196218
Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, sh**s of him taking down freaks, sh**s of him using his powers.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:01 pm, #196217
Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.
Zook - September 30, 2010, 9:58 am, #196142
whats with the eyeball on his forehead?
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:30 am, #196112
Crankyhead you took the words right out of my mouth...
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:20 am, #196104
And here, I thought it was his own John Wayne Bobbit.
crankyhead - September 30, 2010, 2:18 am, #196103
That's not a bullet, it's a suppository.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am, #196102
Don't do that! I'd hate to see a horned helmet on any other body part!
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am, #196101
LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:14 am, #196100
This poster is the anti-Haar. The man is a genius.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:13 am, #196099
I approved it, lover.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am, #196098
I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am, #196097
Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the d*** thing before it starts.
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am, #196096
Good call haar, i was thinking the same thing. Now on the other hand the average score of 5 0L votes is still 0L.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am, #196095
0+5/1=5
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:06 am, #196094
Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 2:05 am, #196093
Thanks teach. You get an apple.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:00 am, #196091
Although many believe in no vote, they must remember that 0+5=5, but 1+5=2.5
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 1:59 am, #196090
This motifake, so effing lame it should not get even a 1L. Sure agg, i agree
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 1:58 am, #196089
Different user, same outcome... this should end it for 2010. Agreed?


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: let the walls down be open to love
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by rerun

Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:36 am, #188107
Beautiful good sir! 5L
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:52 pm, #188092
I love the poster that makes me stop long enough to hate myself. 5L
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 10:39 pm, #188075
Perfect Rerun. Bravo! 5L


JUST LIKE A DROID -


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm, #151470
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm, #151467
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am, #151334
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am, #151326
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am, #151315
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am, #151314
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am, #151309
Love it!!! 5L


MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!


TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm, #234777
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!


BALLET CLASSES -


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am, #48495
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm, #47971
Heresy! ...but funny.


SECRETS - Everyone has some skeletons in their closet but it's up to you on whether or not you choose to share them


TAGS: skeletons how many doyou have
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by shmoe13

shmoe13 - March 10, 2011, 10:45 pm, #214008
true
Cloudchaser - March 9, 2011, 9:03 am, #213862
Unless of course you run for public office then your opponent or your opponent's supporters will find them and drag them out in the open whether you like it or not


LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.


TAGS: little girls goldfish toilet
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:51 pm, #52922
If he used that plunger he might be able to get it to flush.
n30s - January 18, 2009, 5:10 am, #52720
wrong on so many levels :D


Fantastic -




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