Let Demotivational Poster
OH HELL NO SPIDER -
SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast
TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?
CATS - Because sometimes they really help you
WHITE TRASH - Can usually be seen committing deviant acts near trailers
DEMOTIVATION - supreme example
LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.
THE LETTER K - The one letter that can piss anyone off while texting.
IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !
CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...
GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -
ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.
I'M SO BROKE - I have to fart in the damn thing just to have a...cent.
MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
30% OF WOMEN - Should stay in the Kitchen. deleted deleted
PAYBACK IS... WELL -
TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.
THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.
GIRLFRIEND TYPES -
EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -
Guns don't kill people! -
Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists
BREAKING UP - When all else fails just be creative!
80'S - WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?!
SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done
WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.
BALLS - If you had them you would have enlisted
Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -
SHARP SHOOTER -
Swimsuit Season -
SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?
IRISH ROULETTE -
SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.
I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
SPECIAL FORCES - When budget cuts get bad enough to reduce our special forces to "Special Forces"
BALLET CLASSES -
TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.
REMIND THEM -
STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on
SOCIAL SHOWER CURTAIN - ALWAYS STAY CONNECTED
MANAGEMENT LESSON -
AY, THERE"S THE RUB - To sleep, perchance to dream, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we've shuffled off this mortal coil
HALLOWEEN FIDDLE MUSIC - TO SCARE TRICK-OR-TREATERS
PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -
THIS FATHERS DAY -
LAZY FAT CAT -
GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER
FINALLY - The end of the 80's has finally arrived
US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?
RIFLES - The new generation of toys.
SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET -
I HAVE CDO - It's like OCD but with all the damn letters in order like they are supposed to be
DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.
$350,906 - To raise me through college Luv Ya, Pookie
YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?
PACMAN - do you really think he is only a sort of yellow controlable pizza part in a game ?
HOONEYMOON PERIOD -
BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals
WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN - I like to whistle... It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself
WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.
HUMANITY - All men are created equal Women however...
HABU SAKI -
WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?
MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan
MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe
HEINEKEN EASTER - I'm all down for that, let's drink !
USE ANDREX -
THE PEOPLE OF EARTH - The eleventh commandment hath arrived...
PAY YOUR SPRINT BILL?! - I don't see no ring on this finger.
INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.
OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them
LAWYERS - Always look for one who'll go the extra mile
FEMALE VALETS -
U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal
AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty
FEELING INSPIRED -
TAKE CARE OF NEWCOMERS -
DIGNITY - No matter how far in you put your head, you won't find it there
THE NATURAL ORDER - Summed up perfectly
DARREN - Needs to get his own sh*t together first
Down Deep -
POOR LETTER Q - Even though U and I always hang out without him, he's the one that gets stuck with the tab.
ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets
JUST LIKE A DROID -
MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!
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