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Let Demotivational Poster


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by zontarfromvenus

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm
more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls

SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast

TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.6/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone sh** a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...

TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?

TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?

Patience -

TAGS: patience toilet roll quicker
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - October 28, 2015, 1:38 am
I never made that connection before!hahahaha! Very true! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - October 27, 2015, 3:16 pm
Indeed haha! L L L L L

CATS - Because sometimes they really help you

WHITE TRASH - Can usually be seen committing deviant acts near trailers

DEMOTIVATION - supreme example

TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l

LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.

THE LETTER K - The one letter that can piss anyone off while texting.

TAGS: letter k texting
Rating: 3.68/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:14 pm

IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !

TAGS: that guy let dogs out
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:33 pm
The dogs seem well cared for to me. There is a good chance this guy raises and trains Service Dogs. Golden Retrievers make fantastic Service Dogs...
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:25 am
f*** THAT GUY *grabs sh**gun*
Budog - March 23, 2012, 10:59 pm
that these dogs are neglected, malnourished or abused.In fact the guy is taking them out to play in the snow...
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2012, 9:46 pm
Not too sure if should call the Humane Society or not? I wish I had a place to house all those beautiful creatures.
Reality Lord - March 22, 2012, 5:40 pm

lolz :)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:50 am
mariand - March 22, 2012, 7:03 am
lol... dude, looks like you!

CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...

GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)

TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people a**ume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L

ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.

TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

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John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally **** my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.

I'M SO BROKE - I have to fart in the damn thing just to have a...cent.

TAGS: wallet poor broke
Rating: 4.41/5

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MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

30% OF WOMEN - Should stay in the Kitchen. deleted deleted

TAGS: deleted
Rating: 2.5/5

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George - June 20, 2009, 11:57 am
Though 44% of women cheat. if ya say guys cheat more, well guys are 46%. so here goes the statistics..
oz - May 11, 2009, 2:14 pm
30% of women should do as we tell them :D
Trocki - April 2, 2009, 1:20 pm
30% of women killed are the 10% of women who get caught cheating on their boyfriends/husbands. This is just a guess, of course.
kryton - March 25, 2009, 4:51 pm
30 % of women can't spell at all or get the percent sign right
Migdalah - February 27, 2009, 5:39 pm
Look, all I'm gonna say is this: How many of those murders took place in the kitchen? I'm going to guess it's a very low percentage. Take the hint, ladies.
murderblade - January 5, 2009, 4:51 am
70% of women don't have to be told a third time


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

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mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.

TAGS: toilet paper recycled seriously contemplate
Rating: 4.48/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:52 pm
And most of them won't try to actively kill me. It's the ones who will put a Fatwah on my head that give me cause for concern, not the ones who are actually decent human beings who happen to pray towards mecca... they'll just think I'm being a jerk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2013, 11:59 am
Take it easy on the harsh cultural references. We have people from all faiths and ethnicities here.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:21 am
but in all seriousness, when you recycle paper, the fibers get shorter, so cardboard becomes cheap cardboard, which becomes shoddy paper, and so on to toilet paper, where short fibers allow it to fall apart and not clog pipes and septic tanks.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:01 am
... Seriously contemplate? I Contemplated, I dunno how seriously, and then got Ideas that might be capable of getting me in trouble with a billion sociopathic murderous bastards with such poor impulse control that their women have to wear curtains.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
All right, I'm now installing a French toilet in my bathroom.
tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
Nice one.

THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.

TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

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thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.



TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.76/5

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salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're dra**d the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun p***. 5 rounds, Face!

Guns don't kill people! -

TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.07/5

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GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm
People kill people!

Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists

BREAKING UP - When all else fails just be creative!

TAGS: break up man woman letter awesome epic
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 25, 2013, 3:22 pm
I saw this and started laughing my a*s off. It's a good thing too because I'm having a bad day.


TAGS: mullet asian fail
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by MissRed

MissRed - May 24, 2010, 11:03 am
Oh please! A stew is waaaay better... OOooor if your have a good meat grinder you could make a wonderful steak! I have the recipe right here!
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 8:51 pm
Depends how you cook it. A nice long smoke with applewood or cherry, it's to die for - so to speak.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 8:04 pm
Thats me, i don't think anyone else here really is all that into canabalism as i am.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
LMAO! I thought you liked your women ground up and in the freezer? Or was that Faceplant?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:45 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:43 pm
that's how I like my women and my.... well....u know.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:37 pm
I like my coffee "Irish"!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:36 pm
I thought I was the only one who drank in the morning......Iluvs u guyz....
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
That's a contraction of "confused" and "Pissed"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:32 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:31 pm
Yes. Yes they do.......you wouldn't understand Grandpa.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:26 pm
Hey, I never said I wasa young pup, but there are a few guys on here a bit older than me...not many, but a few. And I am confussed Moooo, do the frogs help in the masturbation?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:01 pm
Guilty.......But I'd learned "the stranger" by then.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 6:00 pm
Didnt you day you were still doing that in '09 too Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You're old Jake!...in 89 I was still killing frogs and learning aboot masturbation....not at the same time..Mostly.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 3:06 pm
It took 10 years of therapy and being subjected to hours of looking at pics of myself from that period for me to finally admit that it was not the best fashion fad to go with.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 2:02 pm
Thank you for your honesty R.S.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 1:51 pm
OK, I'm not proud of it and my wife makes fun of me all the time for it...but I had that exact hair style in 1989. Same shirt too I think, and if he's wear acid wash jeans, I had a stalker and didn't know it! 5 bad memories.

SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done

TAGS: scotty star trek toilet papar
Rating: 4.56/5

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Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:33 pm
So wrong...so very, very wrong...lol!
tjhawk - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
The pic is worth 5L by itself. Nice one.

WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.

BALLS - If you had them you would have enlisted

TAGS: military bullet magizine
Rating: 3/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:36 pm
Military life isn't for everyone, I admit that I didn't like regimented life. For me it wasn't so bad, but it wasn't so great either. I was a good soldier, followed orders, did my duty, and was honorably discharged.


TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am

Swimsuit Season -

TAGS: swimsuit bikini skeleton weight
Rating: 4.64/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 6:39 am
ROTFL! Good 1, JW! Luuuuv it! 5L
concern3 - May 30, 2015, 4:13 am

SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?

TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Bob85

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....


TAGS: life russian roulette guns
Rating: 3.54/5

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Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:24 pm
That's usually the goal of suicide, Escher.
Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:14 am
It's what hand-guns are best at.
Hey - March 15, 2009, 5:51 pm
Do ya feel lucky?
Escher - January 17, 2009, 11:20 pm
I....am speechless. Anyone that would use a .454 Casull for a self-inflicted gunsh** wants to make d*** sure they're dead.


SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.

I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more

TAGS: doris skeletor rave what is love honey please
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Amy - October 10, 2008, 5:03 pm
omg skeletor RULES! love this poster! rofl
Charles - October 3, 2008, 5:51 pm
MWLF, another clever poster! The logo for GIMP is all wrong, it's so obvious though.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 11:39 am
From what I know, GIMP won't do everything that ph**oshop does, but certainly has enough power to do almost everything ps does, and certainly more than you need to make these posters.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:55 pm
Now THAT'S old school, yo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:53 pm
-- here. I also cheat sometimes and use plain old moths. :)
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Does it work the same/have the same benefits of ph**oshop?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Or you can do what I do, which is to arrange tiny bits of b***erfly wing on my back lawn until I have the desired image, then I take a digital ph**o and upload it. It took about a thousand monarch b***erflies to get the orangish color in the background he
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
DAMMIT - meant ph**oshop like... not ph**oship - hahaha
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
Porcelina.... download the free GIMP ph**oship like tool. Its free.... only takes a little getting used to.
RON - September 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
if made into poster...I,ll buy one...so much genius in poster...background..picking the right song...WOW...hard to believe, u getting better and better.
Drenix - September 30, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cant help but to think about "A night at Silent Hill" on Youtube...
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:57 pm
.....To most last names where it's automatically spelt wrong and you need to add it.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:56 pm
d*** I wish I had ph**oshop on this computer. As soon as I go to school I'm making a g** Chuck Norris poster. Anyone notice that on spell check Chuck and Norris is automatically in there, as opposed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:43 am
OMG, what a great idea for a poster!
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:03 am
while funny, it is the onset of a dangerous thing.. i mean.. sooner or later someone is going to post a "g** Chuck Norris" and then we'll all die
Agamemnon218 - September 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
Skeletor transcends all gender roles traditional and otherwise.
RON - September 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
5,s...5,s...5,s forever...lol
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:20 pm
Looks like g** Skeletor is the new thing around here.

Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -


TAGS: discretion avengers scarlett renner
Rating: 4.48/5

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sharebear - March 16, 2013, 4:22 am
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:25 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:22 am
I Love The Pic 5L


TAGS: humanity fail bullet peace sad
Rating: 4.12/5

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Hawamleh - January 28, 2012, 7:59 pm
Really, it's quite the old one. thanks mate :D
rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:24 pm

I don't recall seeing this. 5L
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
That's the point.
Alfredogarcia - November 27, 2010, 7:02 pm
You can't tell me this is an acceptable view of collateral damage...He should be allowed to go to school and come home knowing he is safe and his family is safe. No war is worth this!!
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 7:07 pm
True, its just like life when you keep getting hit for some time you just stop feeling..
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:33 pm
every now and then the dark subject flies, it heightens the senses, but too much, anesthetize's the mind and we'll become numb to it
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:23 pm
i make funny Motifakes everynow and then, but those dont de-motivate you.. this Dark Stuff Truely De-motivates..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 6:16 pm
It's demotivational is it not?
forseti - June 28, 2010, 6:14 pm
great! 5 blank cartridges
Derek - June 28, 2010, 6:13 pm
Nobody complains "This isn't a Motifake!" when a poster is this good.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm
Thanks I Submitted the other to politi...but they dont deserve good posters...they just biker about Obama
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:49 pm
nicely reworked..5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thats It, We Dont Think of our selves as a planet we think of ourselves as individuals..
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:40 pm
Pure hurt in those eyes..., when all he wants is a bundle of friends to play football with..., what the hell is wrong with us as a planet...??

SPECIAL FORCES - When budget cuts get bad enough to reduce our special forces to "Special Forces"

TAGS: don t let it happen
Rating: 3.72/5

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Gath - May 20, 2011, 8:24 am
"Special" Forces.


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

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hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm
Heresy! ...but funny.


TAGS: bird capable droppings omelette car
Rating: 4.66/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:35 pm
Show me a tomboy who doesn't get on her feminist high horse and look for ways to be offended, who knows how to shoot, fix things, cook over fire, who doesn't play up the helpless cutesy angle to get a man to do things for her. I'll show you a dream girl.
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 10:42 pm
tomyboy, a poster, you should make one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2013, 10:27 pm
Whatever you say champ. Car cover?, parking structure?
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:28 pm
Except some neighborhoods do not have garages, nor do they have places to build them. These are often affluent, vibrant neighborhoods where the inhabitants spend six figures on a car and seven on a house. So get of your gynocentric high horse and can it.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2012, 7:04 pm

i lol'd...nice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:31 am
If you can afford a boxster, You can afford a Garage. Don't come crying to me when you park outside your mis*****es house with your p**** extension.

TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.

TAGS: toilet bowling fun sports
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:49 am
It's even more fun when people are inside dropping a deuce :-D


TAGS: let s get wet
Rating: 3.5/5

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AY, THERE"S THE RUB - To sleep, perchance to dream, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we've shuffled off this mortal coil



TAGS: water toilets plugged osma
Rating: 4.26/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:24 am
It's probably due to all that hair. 5having is a good idea.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 3:11 pm
Sorry about the spelling, altho I doubt he'll complain any.
dylanklj - May 24, 2011, 11:44 am
also, u spelled Osama wrong lol
dylanklj - May 14, 2011, 6:17 am
Brilliant, just brilliant
the1stCOMMI3 - May 13, 2011, 10:59 pm
It might have been 2-3 weeks ago, but it's never too late for a Bin Laden joke. 5L!
southparkstar5 - May 13, 2011, 10:28 pm


TAGS: dead soldier father letter
Rating: 4.71/5

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maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 2:08 pm
You Got That Right 5 Never Forget L's.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:23 pm
Woah woah woah, I didn't come here to read a novel!
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm
Jesus man I'm sitting at my computer crying. I only wish I had mine still around 5L


GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER

FINALLY - The end of the 80's has finally arrived

TAGS: eighties mullet removal end finally rnr
Rating: 2.66/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 30, 2008, 4:08 am
HA! Funny one.

US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?

TAGS: us air force bullets war terrorism
Rating: 3.87/5

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Underthetable - September 28, 2011, 12:55 pm
Yeah I'm hearing it
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:41 am
I think I need this for a few people in my area.
Anon - October 10, 2009, 6:34 pm
Anyone else hearing the Sonic 1 boss music?

RIFLES - The new generation of toys.

TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


I HAVE CDO - It's like OCD but with all the damn letters in order like they are supposed to be

DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.

TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

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premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.

$350,906 - To raise me through college Luv Ya, Pookie

TAGS: let s have 3
Rating: 3.67/5

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YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?

PACMAN - do you really think he is only a sort of yellow controlable pizza part in a game ?

TAGS: pacman skeleton
Rating: 4.12/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 15, 2011, 4:15 pm
Frustration: Mastering the old school games back in the day, only to repeatedly loose years later. Old school games are the best.


TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

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crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am
WOW!!!... 5 bees

BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals

WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN - I like to whistle... It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself

TAGS: if it humps let it
Rating: 3.74/5

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FreeGunsForAll - March 19, 2011, 6:56 pm
A favourite pasttime of mine.

life -

TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
Been There .


TAGS: toilet seat
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.

TAGS: wrong toilet bathroom restroom chair
Rating: 3.91/5

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RetiredUSNChief - October 2, 2011, 9:00 am
Heh! It's certainly not a new Sharper Image product!
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm
What is this? The new Escher toilet?
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:18 pm
Hey, while we wait wanna play thumb wars?

HUMANITY - All men are created equal Women however...

TAGS: humanity men wtf women skeletons
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

gas - November 23, 2011, 7:10 pm
..and some women equine


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.

WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?

TAGS: cat kitty skeleton halloween
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Koradan

katie - September 12, 2009, 12:53 pm
Poor cat.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 6:07 pm
thats sweet, now i gota go catch the neighbours cat and spray paint it

MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan

TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm
When you see it.....you'll **** rabbits!

MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe

TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am

HEINEKEN EASTER - I'm all down for that, let's drink !


THE PEOPLE OF EARTH - The eleventh commandment hath arrived...

PAY YOUR SPRINT BILL?! - I don't see no ring on this finger.

TAGS: sprint bill honey skeletor
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by maccadinho

RON - September 29, 2008, 4:26 pm
Thank God you not slow and have no lunch money...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 4:23 pm
Okay, everyone gets to do one? The gloves are off, I'm a gonna swipe it, too.
Ag218 - September 29, 2008, 3:17 pm
I lol'd


TAGS: toilet paper games humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:49 am
Take an old cardboard tube and write on it. Then take a new roll of TP and remove the cardboard tube by ripping it to pieces. remove as couple of turns of paper from the inside and slide the sarcastic cardboard tube into place.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2013, 2:58 am
If only there's s way to wrote those words, THEN place toilet paper back on. Lol. Nice one.

INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.

OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them

TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Untamedfifty

RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too

LAWYERS - Always look for one who'll go the extra mile


U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal

TAGS: unicorn christ army us grenades smoke bullets
Rating: 2.41/5
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...

AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty

TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

More motifakes by lethal injection guy

HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that ****. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?


TAGS: toilet jokes famous quotes funny
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:22 am



DIGNITY - No matter how far in you put your head, you won't find it there

STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on

TAGS: toilet stolen police funny pun
Rating: 4.38/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am
I bungled a toilet installation once, I decided to caulk it up to experience.

THE NATURAL ORDER - Summed up perfectly

DARREN - Needs to get his own sh*t together first

Down Deep -

TAGS: depths david lynch toilet
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - October 29, 2013, 5:17 pm
Fractal feces...


TAGS: stilettoes your mom s
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:36 am
The phrase changes.... "Please taze me ho!" 5 pairs of busts

POOR LETTER Q - Even though U and I always hang out without him, he's the one that gets stuck with the tab.

TAGS: letter q assignment
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:06 am
Most of his life I a**ume.
forseti - April 1, 2010, 10:02 am
A.D.D. ?!?
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:01 am
how long did Veggie have to Wait in Que for ***?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am
Yeah Veg...get it straight.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am
Unfortunate that Q is always so close to "s e x" but can never quite get it...
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:51 am
"WE" are always there with "Q".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:26 am
I find this to be derivative and juvenile.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 8, 2010, 3:42 pm
Aweseome! Five typed lions for you (Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion)
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:22 am
Brilliant!! 5L


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


ALUCARD - so badass, he smokes bullets

TAGS: alucard hellsing bullet smoking
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by ichigo9054

Claire - September 30, 2010, 10:05 pm
The guy's username just puts the cherry on top.
Mr. Shiny - September 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
So bad-ass, he doesn't care that he's featured in a ****ty poster.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:04 pm
Also, to the person who submitted this, how about showing clips from the show, instead of promotional art. Y'know, sh**s of him taking down freaks, sh**s of him using his powers.
Anonymous2 - September 30, 2010, 8:01 pm
Zook, he has a really long nose, his glasses have just slid down.
Zook - September 30, 2010, 9:58 am
whats with the eyeball on his forehead?
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:30 am
Crankyhead you took the words right out of my mouth...
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:20 am
And here, I thought it was his own John Wayne Bobbit.
crankyhead - September 30, 2010, 2:18 am
That's not a bullet, it's a suppository.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
Don't do that! I'd hate to see a horned helmet on any other body part!
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:17 am
LOL! I swear if I hung out here more often than I do I'd be liable to get a swollen head.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:14 am
This poster is the anti-Haar. The man is a genius.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:13 am
I approved it, lover.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
I don't know nor does it matter who approved it, BTW.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:10 am
Not pointing fingers or intending to irritate any of the mods, but the safest bet is probably to nuke the d*** thing before it starts.
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Good call haar, i was thinking the same thing. Now on the other hand the average score of 5 0L votes is still 0L.
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:07 am
Haarakkon - September 30, 2010, 2:06 am
Dammit, Aggy! Yer solar powered calculator is outta sunlight again. 1+5/2=3.
ICEMAN - September 30, 2010, 2:05 am
Thanks teach. You get an apple.
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 2:00 am
Although many believe in no vote, they must remember that 0+5=5, but 1+5=2.5
Faceplant31 - September 30, 2010, 1:59 am
This motifake, so effing lame it should not get even a 1L. Sure agg, i agree
agdaniele - September 30, 2010, 1:58 am
Different user, same outcome... this should end it for 2010. Agreed?


TAGS: let the walls down be open to love
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by rerun

Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:36 am
Beautiful good sir! 5L
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:52 pm
I love the poster that makes me stop long enough to hate myself. 5L
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 10:39 pm
Perfect Rerun. Bravo! 5L


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L

MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!

TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

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fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!